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July 15, 2012

UPDATE FROM PITTSBURGH

Pittsburgh is a welcoming city, although it appears to be prepared to change its name at any moment:

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IT WAS NOT REGISTERED, AND HE DID NOT HAVE A PERMIT

Canandaigua man hit another person with a watermelon

(Thanks to Bob Graff)

WHY WE LOVE FREE ENTERPRISE

The local government of Liuzhou in southern China's Guangxi Zhuang autonomous region has ended its hunt for rogue piranha fish after offering a reward which attracted thousands of hopeful fishers to local rivers. The quest to capture the troublesome fish — whose presence in the river is unexplained — has become farcical, with online retailers offering to sell and deliver piranhas to the region for 12 yuan (US$1.80) apiece.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SPEAKING OF THE LORD: HE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS HIS WONDERS TO PERFORM

Sightings App Lets Users Insert Images Of Jesus, Virgin Mary And Bigfoot Into Food Photos

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, LORD?

Cellular towers sprouting around Canadian churches

(Thanks to The Perts)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

You can now get a hoodie attached to a pillow.

(Thanks to funny man)

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO ON LIVING?

Charlie Sheen quits Twitter

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WE LIVE IN A GOLDEN CULINARY AGE

Fat Elvis on a Stick

(Thanks to padraig)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Man attacks merchandise with machete

(Thanks to elzi)

HE WON A BRONZE MEDAL

Fight as groom's brother gropes bridesmaids at Olympic wedding

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE TRADITIONAL 'MOONING OF THE AMTRAK'

Revelers bare bottoms at trains while deputies watch

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FASHION ADVISORY

Skinny jeans may lead to 'twisted testicles'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GNARLY

Surfing goats spotted in California

(Thanks to Ralph, and Barbara A)

YES

ST. PAUL, Minn., July 12 (UPI) -- The manager of a Minnesota nursing home said police have agreed to resume shipments of confiscated liquor for the senior home's happy hour.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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