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Snooki Names Her Baby-to-Be Lorenzo!
(Thanks to R&L Stevenson)
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July 14, 2012
CELEBRITY GLAMOR UPDATE
Katherine Heigl Changes Baby's Dirty Diaper on Restaurant Table
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
WE'RE SURE IT WILL ALL BE STRAIGHTENED OUT ONCE HE REACHES THE CUSTOMER-SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE IN ASIA
Nashville Man Charged $84,000 For $30 Gas
(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)
WE'LL JUST HAVE THE SALAD, THANKS
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE TITLED, SIMPLY, 'FLATHEAD COUNTY'
9:09 a.m. A Somers man called in to talk about dump trucks.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
HERE'S THE MUGSHOT
INCREDIBLY, THIS ITEM IS NOT ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN
Man steals dog, holds spider for ransom and hides kid in closet
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
Man sucks woman's toe at Walmart, bolts from store
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Hawaii attorney convicted in ear licking case
(Thanks to jon harris)
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Cops called over swearing parrot
(Thanks to Ralph)
TERRORISM UPDATE
4,000 temporarily lose power due to squirrel
(Thanks to vreberger)
APPARENTLY SHE WENT TO A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT EXPECTING PEACE AND QUIET
(Thanks to Ms. Flukey and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)
IN MIAMI, WE CALL THIS 'SHOPPING'
RED BIRD - Dallas police identified Arthur Walker, 35, as the nude man who drove a pickup truck through Southwest Center Mall Friday morning. Police said he drove through the double doors, straight into several kiosks and then took a right and drove straight through the pulled down gates of a Champs Sports store.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
CSI: KINGSPORT
Holding up a gas station with a curling iron may seem unconventional.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
