ADVISORY TO CANADIANS:
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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July 13, 2012
THIS BEING CALIFORNIA, THEY CANNOT LEGALLY BE REMOVED UNLESS THEY SMOKE CIGARETTES
Calif. Man Finds 50,000 Bees Inside Home
(Thanks to R&L Stevenson)
INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN MIAMI
Man Spotted Selling Live Shark On The Subway
(Thanks to Ralph)
WHICH QUALIFIES THEM FOR TINY FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Scientists breed a generation of fruit flies that can COUNT
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
EVERYONE WILL SIMPLY PEE OVER THE SIDE
Navy's new gender-neutral carriers won't have urinals
(Thanks to The Perts)
IT'S DRIVING THEM NUTS
Neighbors upset over fake testicles
"In response, Diliberto and his wife took a picture of Draper's fake testicles and made a laminated yard sign that points to Draper's yard."
(Thanks to Ralph)
LEGAL DEFENSE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Lawyer pulled over in DUI bust tells deputy, 'that’s candle wax, not puke,' arrest report states
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT POLICY, WE ARE ASKING YOU NOT TO READ THIS ITEM
Wright has not been charged, according to Kennebunk Police Lt. Tony Bean Burpee.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
THIS TURNS OUT TO BE ILLEGAL
Wishaw man defecates on officer in Motherwell Police Office
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
FORTUNATELY, HE IS NOT A HAIRDRESSER
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
PERHAPS WHILE ENJOYING STARBUCKS COFFEE
Woman watched NASCAR with deceased man for over a year
(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie and R&L Stevenson)
IT ONCE WAS LOST
Missing Wake Forest Baptist monkey found
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
IDAHO CRIME REPORT
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Idaho Crime Report.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
IF THAT DOESN'T WAKE THEM UP, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL
SC funeral home to offer Starbucks coffee
(Thanks to jon harris and Chuck Cody)
YOU ARE FREE TO GO BAREFOOT
The Arkansas ‘Toe Suck Fairy’ Is Finally Behind Bars (Again)
(Thanks to jon harris)
CANONSBURG, PA., TACKLES THE ISSUES
(Thanks to Heather Lubay)
