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Calling himself a proponent of equal rights, the mayor of a small town in the Black Forest has designated special parking spaces in the municipal garage for men - because they're harder to get into.

(Thanks to Ralph)

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

A woman was arrested after police say she hit her husband over the head with a bag of ice cream when she found him with his girlfriend.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A FUN KIND OF PLACE

Police in Monroeville, Pennsylvania say the former girlfriend of a man celebrating his son's birthday at a Chuck E Cheese's walked into the restaurant on Saturday night armed with a brick and a knife.

(Thsanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT'S A GOOD THING THEY WEREN'T ALSO DRINKING LARGE SODAS, OR THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT ON SIGHT

Couple handcuffed, jailed for dancing on subway platform

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Big upset at cherry-pit spitting contest in Mich.

(Thanks to jon harris and Janice Gelb)

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ROCK AND ROLL

...you're talking Lawrence Welk.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Update from Just Some Guy in the comments: Whoa.

TACKLING THE ISSUES

Canada Bans Foreign Strippers

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner and Dave Emery)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

Woodchucks suspected in NY cemetery flag thefts

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)