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July 08, 2012

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

"I think I'm a butt guy. I just like butts. I'm attracted to them."

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Related: Rihanna says her butt is not living up to its potential

IN THAT ORDER

Man barricades self in hotel demands pizza and to marry Paris Hilton

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FINALLY, A TANGIBLE BENEFIT

Spaceflight may extend the lifespan of microscopic worm

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Miami firefighters rescue iguana stuck in a car's dashboard

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

ILLINOIS BATHING ADVISORY

Families stay out of popular rural lake after discovery of deadly fish 'that eats male genitals'

(Thanks to Yvonne Fortin and Jeff Meyerson)

HE HAS OUR VOTE

A Jordanian MP threw one of his shoes at a political opponent during a television debate before pulling a gun on him.

(Thanks to Omniskeptic and Jeff Meyerson)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

Man snorts bath salts, eats excrement, gets arrested

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

RELATED ITEM: Fun day out ended in a 'tsunami of excrement' for New Addington teens

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

UPDATE

Buxom bandit Tonee Walker busted!

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WATCHFROG

This guy is keeping an eye on our mailbox.

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