Dave Barry's Blog

CSI: LUFKIN

Two men accused of walking while intoxicated

(Thanks to ligirl)

MEANWHILE IN PLANET FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:14 a.m. Reportedly, a woman on La Brant Road climbed out of her large pickup and “stared into space.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

A new energy bar made primarily from ground-up crickets is now ready to order.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Car Hits Suicidal Man Who Fled Texas Bar With Gorilla In Pursuit

(Thanks to Gregg in Austin, Jeff Meyerson and Craig Roberts)

HE MAY NEVER BECOME KING, BUT HE HAS THIS

Coloma decided to name the frog Hyloscirtus Princecharlesi, or Prince Charles Stream Tree Frog, in recognition of the royal's work with the Prince's Rainforest Project.

(Thanks to The Perts)

COLLEGE SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the College Sports Update.

(Thanks to Ryan Young)

NATURE

The fish with its genitals on its head

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and Ralph)

GUY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

His amazing escape from the barren terrain saw Mr Leray singlehandedly rebuild his Citreon into a makeshift motorbike, in a dramatic escape which has seen him dubbed the most 'extreme' mechanic in the world.

PHOTO WARNING: French guy in thong.

(Thanks to jon harris)

GUESS THE STATE

Drunk man crashes through sheriff's station lot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A LITTLE TOOTING OF THE HORN

Yay.