Dave Barry's Blog

YES, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MINDLESS NEWSPAPER SURVEYS

Do certain hand gestures irritate you?

(Thanks to The Perts)

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

Assault victim’s wooden alligator stolen

(Thanks to jeff Meyerson)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

The male officers attended the Humpty Doo Tavern in northern Australia after reports of a disturbance, only to be greeted by an amorous group of women who proceeded to try to take the officers’ clothes off.

(Thanks to John Finn)

BEE ON THE LOOKOUT

Millions of bees stolen from Alberta honey producer

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Mounties are organizing a sting operation.")

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

Antarctic moss lives on ancient penguin poo

(Thanks to Ross Marks, who claims he saw Ancient Penguin Poo open for the Stones)

'LIKE A SON'

Insurance claim over dead cat backfires on Tacoma man

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

ALL PART OF THEIR MASTER PLAN

30 Squirrels Escape from Zoo, Zookeepers ‘Recapture’ 38

(Thanks to Ralph)

UPDATE

Lifeguard fired after saving man is offered job back

(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)