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INDIAN FILM INDUSTRY UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you today's Indian Film Industry Update.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SOME ITEMS ARE SO DISGUSTING THAT EVEN THIS BLOG WILL NOT LINK TO THEM

This is one of those items.

(Thanks to Robert Mathis)

The state goes without saying.

BUT THEY WILL STILL BE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE HEALTH INSURANCE

No evidence of mermaids, says US government

(Thanks to Ralph and The Perts)

BETTER MAKE YOUR RESERVATION NOW

CEC Entertainment Inc. says it plans to launch a national ad campaign Thursday with a revamped image of Chuck E. Cheese as a hip, electric-guitar-playing rock star.

(Thanks to Ms Flukey and Jeff Meyerson)

KINKY

World's tiniest fly decapitates ants — then lives in their heads

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, who asks, "Haven't we all dated someone like this?")

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

After facing humiliation of defecating in open for almost a year, Harda resident Chhaya decided to leave her husband Narayan Nagre and not to return till he constructed a toilet at their residence, they said. This led to an ugly fight between the duo a few days back in which both were injured and were admitted to a hospital in Harda.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

Cathedral licking tour of England

(Thanks to funny man)

IF YOU HAVE TO BECOME OFFICIALLY OLD

...you might as well be surrounded by friends.

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

A motorist's bid to begin driving a replica of Fred Flintstone's footmobile has been foiled after German police ruled his Stone Age vehicle was too unsafe to take for a spin.

(Thanks to funny man and Jeff Meyerson)

CELEBRITY GLAMOR UPDATE

The British pop star made news this week when she admitted to wearing four pairs of Spanx under a dress that wowed the audiences at the Grammys.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Thomas Vecsey of the Vienna state prosecutor's office says authorities are considering filing charges against a man suspected of breaking into the graves of Austrian waltz king Johann Strauss Jr. and German Romantic composer Johannes Brahms and taking their teeth.

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS GUESS THE STATE

Cops discover grenade launcher during domestic call

(Thanks to funny man)

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

...way, way, wayyyyy a long time ago, The Blog was born.

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Dave.
The dog ate mother's toes.