Dave Barry's Blog

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Stolen lion's head found on man walking down Tacoma street

(Thanks to B'game)

GUYS IN ACTION, II

Giant Wildfire Started During Bachelor Party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who asks, "Is it fair to assume alcohol could have been involved?")

GUESS THE STATE, II

"Never been to the post office and sent away because of a snake."

(Thanks to jon harris)

GUESS THE STATE

Sword, Sandwich Used in Attack on Women

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Boffins: Flatulence could cure high blood pressure

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BE ON THE LOOKDOWN. NO, SORRY, WE MEAN LOOKOUT.

Buxom bandit bungles service station robbery

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "I notice she was blonde - just saying.")

LIKE THE NOBEL PRIZE, BUT HARDER TO ATTAIN

Shed of the Year.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUYS IN ACTION

Yikes.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

The Rock Bottom Remainders' bus drove by this ramp last week, but tragically we were not allowed to go on it.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE AIR FORCE?

Incredible images show Southern flying squirrel leaping 150-feet through night sky

(Thanks to Wolfsong)

IN THE MEANTIME, THE CITY SHOULD SUPPLY THE RESIDENTS WITH BLINDFOLDS

Rockaway residents fed up with getting an eyeful from a nude beach are demanding the city rebuild a fence to shield their gaze from naked sunbathers.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CLASSY

French Horn Urinals

(Thanks to Ralph)

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL 1-800-KANGA

Loose kangaroo safety hazard

Key bit of reporting: The kangaroo could potentially have caused a fatal accident as a large animal and distraction.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

CSI: FARMVILLE

A hotel worker in Montgomery County is accused of stealing a customer's credit card and then charging more than $4,000 playing games on Facebook.

(Thanks to The Minx)