YOUR FLATHEAD COUNTY POLICE BLOTTER ENTRY OF THE DAY

11:00 a.m. Someone drove poorly through Lakeside

This has been your Flathead County police blotter entry of the day.

(Thanks to of course Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Horace LaBadie]

And some people want to do away with the death penalty!

[nursecindy]

10:49 p.m. A drunken woman with a fake accent called 911 demanding to speak to a detective but refused to give any pertinent information. Apparently, this woman habitually calls when intoxicated.
Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one who does this.
When I think about Flathead County I imagine all the residents at their front windows, binoculars in one hand, a telephone in the other.

[LeDud]

2:28 a.m. People in Somers were reportedly “doing drugs.”

If I lived in Flathead, I'd be part of this group.

[Mot the Hoople]

How did they drive poorly? Were they weaving? Mounting the curb? Riding on the sidewalk? Jumping stop lights? This lack of detail is frustrating

[Elon]

Crime keeps going up.

[Mot the Hoople]

Can one drive richly?

[DrPat]

Must've been the "idiot" in the green SUV...

[frodolives]

I want to know if I can buy any "cat traps" off that guy on Ridgewood Drive...

[padraig]

Could have been a non-drunk driver, that would look pretty bizarre up there. "He was drivin' in a completely straight line on one side of the road!"

[Omniskeptic]

"3:48 p.m. An intoxicated woman who claimed to be naked and lost called 911 from the canyon area to advise law enforcement that she was multilingual and suspected that a Hungry Horse gas station had been taken over by terrorists. "

I was going to post some kind of wry, sarcastic comment related to this sentence, but I'm unable to come up with anything better than just what's already there.

[Steve]

ALL people who drive slower than I want to go are "Idiots".
All who drive faster are "maniacs".

[funny man]

Someone drove "poorly"? As opposed, to say, driving
"richly"?

Someone the judgement is in the beer belly of the observer...

[max]

2:28 a.m. People in Somers were reportedly “doing drugs.”

Just the people Somers, right. The rest of country is completely straight.

Not that I should say anything, if I lived in that den-of-inequity which is Flathead Country I would be "doing drugs" too.

[funny man]

Someone drove "poorly"? As opposed, to say, driving
"richly"?

Someone the judgement is in the beer belly of the observer...

[Horace LaBadie]

As for driving poorly, the fee to renew the plates for my car will about double the value of the car when the new tags are installed.

[Jeff Meyerson]

When I think about Flathead County I imagine all the residents at their front windows, binoculars in one hand, a telephone in the other.

Posted by: nursecindy | June 15, 2012 at 12:38 PM

cindy, somehow I imagine something else in their other hand.

[padraig]

Jeff? I've been there. The thing in their other hand is a beer.

[Elon]

Beer? I figured it would be malt liquor.

[Clankie]

Only a vicious cat would steal license plates and drive a green SUV poorly and call a detective while intoxicated.

[Dum Bass]

{4:18 p.m. A Bigfork man has video of a woman stealing his basket of flowers.}
Finally someone is using some of that new fangled interweb thingys to try and stop the crime wave of Flathead county!

[Loudmouth]

Finally, Otis' family county of origin. (I know, get back on the geezer bus.)

[ligirl]

' Someone drove poorly through Lakeside'

maybe Poorly jes' wanted a lift

[MikeyVA.]

I was especially alarmed by this:

7:18 p.m. Someone called 911 to report seeing two young boys walking along side Auction Road.

I would call in the National Guard!!! Or at least set up perimeter!

[nursecindy]

Mikey if they did that the police blotter would read:
10:00 a.m.: Residents called to complain that unknown persons were setting up a perimeter.

[Betsy]

After reading my big city-type newspapers today, I've decided to become a virtual citizen of Flathead County.

The idea of binoculars, a phone and a beer sounds like a pretty good way to go through life.