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I call dibs on the roadkill. Make a nice purse and shoes!
Posted by: She | June 19, 2012 at 05:18 PM
Sounds like it was properly tenderized.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 19, 2012 at 05:43 PM
Why did the gator cross the road?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 19, 2012 at 05:50 PM
Trouble with yelling "Gator Gator Gator" like that in Florida is every truck driver in the state thinks you're calling him. Plus most of the state representatives.
Posted by: padraig | June 19, 2012 at 06:14 PM
Obviously we need $ 20 million dollar tunnels for the gators to use and signs directing them to same.
Posted by: Clankie | June 19, 2012 at 07:33 PM
Apparently the alligator didn't have a valid license after all.
Posted by: Guin | June 19, 2012 at 08:15 PM
Guess, not Guin. But death seems a little too harsh a penalty. Poor guy. Even hideous reptiles don't deserve that.
Posted by: Elon | June 19, 2012 at 09:21 PM
My wife and I got into Florida on I-75 about midnight one night. Just past the Welcome Center was about an eight-footer who had attempted to dash from west to east.
He hadn't made it, but I didn't see any overturned cars-a miracle at 70 mph (the cars, not the gator).
They only look fast if they are ticked off and right behind you.
Posted by: Steve | June 19, 2012 at 09:57 PM
my '95 sable was once assaulted by an airborne duck.
Posted by: balzac | June 20, 2012 at 09:07 AM
"Eject, eject, eject!"
Friends of mine once took a vintage Moto Guzzi airborne, thanks to a deer someone else had just hit. They survived, the poor old Italian bike didn't.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 20, 2012 at 12:14 PM
An older male wandering into harm's way while trying to get lucky.
Is there a new verse for "Red Solo Cup"?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 20, 2012 at 02:22 PM
Scary. :( Good thing he's inside the car. Lucky enough for him the gator can't open the door. Lol...
Posted by: paulstrecker | June 20, 2012 at 04:21 PM
Considering the drivers, it's fortunate that Florida doesn't have meese.
Posted by: Ralph | June 20, 2012 at 11:55 PM
OK, so a moose is napping in a car. How did the car get all damaged like that, though?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 21, 2012 at 08:27 AM