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June 20, 2012

YOU CAN'T SPELL 'TERROR' WITHOUT SEVERAL OF THE LETTERS IN 'FLATHEAD COUNTY'

5:06 p.m. A Bigfork resident claimed that although they sent someone a “certified letter” asking them to stop texting, the texting continues.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I wonder if the guy that sent the certified letter knows you can block people on your phone? Things would be a lot simpler in Flathead County if they would just ban any type of animals.

1:51pm: A Kalispell woman is missing some of her silverware.

Perhaps it's in the dishwasher?

Cindy! Why should it be his responsibility? The other dude was the one texting.

The letters of Flathead County can be re-arranged to spell "Faculty Dean Hot" and "Achy Floated Nut".

You have to ask yourself if even Chuck Norris AND Jack Bauer could sort out Flathead County.

I'm missing a salad fork. Maybe the Kalispell woman and I could start a class action lawsuit?

BigForking Flathead! I keep texting him and telling him not to send me any more registered letters.

I like "dangerous locale". It sounds like a James Bond movie.
However, I haven't liked Bond movies since I started to wonder how that 100 year old man kept doing that stuff.

Certified letter vs. texting is probably one of the more rational things there. He's probably just getting everything lined up for a restraining order.

If he really wanted to stop the texting, he should send a certified letter warning that he signed up for the gunsmithing class.

CB: Wouldn't a marksmanship class (and concealed-carry permit, perhaps) be more effective? I mean, being able to *shoot* guns seems more scary than being able to *fix* them. Right? Right? Oh, spare me...

-sigh- Dmentd: Perhaps, but Dave didn't have a recent link to a Flathead Community College _marksmanship_ class to which I could snidely refer.

Thanks, Ralph, for the reminder that things are wierder in Flathead County than even the police blotter will reveal.

One hopes the newlyweds are both present, however, for the honeymoon ceremonies...

Yeah, also, Ralph ... tho there's one quote in that story that I thot wuz ... um ... rather "appropriate" as relates to weddings and such ...

" ‘Wow, I can’t believe it.’ It’s definitely on the rise.”

(Merely observin' here ... a little bit east of Montana ... where we've got a few weird laws of our own ... includin' the historical fact that Fargo and Bismarck wuz once -- LONG AGO -- the Divorce Capital of the USofA, before the Lege tightened up the residency requirements, thereby allowin' Reno to claim that title ... )

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