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June 02, 2012

WHY DON'T WE MOO IT IN THE ROAD

This morning, Pennsylvania State Police dealt with an amorous pair of bovines "having relations in the road" at the intersection of Routes 28/66 and Route 85 in Rayburn, near Kittanning.

(Thanks to Heather Lubay)

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As long as they don't scare the horses.

Flathead County remains on alert.

They had just been listening to the Beatles's White Album, and took the suggestion literally.

Admit it, Dave, you've been waiting your whole life for a headline-writing opportunity like that!

now they're the laughingstock

Oh boy some extra special scenery for your driving pleasure.

Keep moooooving folks. Nothing to see here.

Well thank God they provided the exact location. How else could we all program our GPS?

Having seen cows being serviced, it's not worth driving across town to watch.

I would have expected this in Intercourse, Pa

" Amorous Pair of Bovines " premiers this Fall on A&E.

Never out, never in, that's what I used to say!

I saw Amorous Bovines open for Air Supply. Actually that's not true, I left before Air Supply came on.

Little boy riding in car: "Grandpa, what is that cow doing?"

Grandfather driving car: "The cow in front is sick and the one behind is pushing the sick cow to Mt. Sinai Hospital." (Sorry, it is an old joke.)

Now that's something to explain to the kids while driving down the road.

A friend's mother in the same situation explained to her (then age 10) that they were humpback cows, and that "You see them from time to time."

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