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June 15, 2012

WHEN DO WE GET A VACATION FROM CUTESY WORDS FOR VACATIONS?

Nakation cruises

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

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Unfortunately, the ship won't be the only white behemoth...

Never smoke a cigar while you're naked. I'm pretty sure G-d never intended for naked people to jog or disco dance naked.

When I think of naked cruise ship sports, the first thing I think of is "join a petanque team"...

Say, isn't Dave on a cruise?...

"I think when we vacation, we would rather travel with like-minded people..."

...Or at least with others sporting full body sunburns.

You mean you want to get away from those words? Just take an awaycation.

Here are some destination options where those words are banned:

In Hawaii, on leication.

In Bangkok, on laycation.

In Tampa, on baycation.

In San Francisco, on faecation.

And so forth.

new word i heard the otherday, about drugs that have bad side effects: harmaceauticals.

aint that clever.

paging philip peckerman...

Antarctica? Am I missing something here?

How about a tour of yoga classes, manly drum circles, vegan cooking seminars, and parenting lectures; call it a Flakation.

one caveat: do not cook while nekkid. just dont do it.

So true queensbee. Especially if you're frying bacon.

Or cutting up chiles.

And here I didn't think it possible that a cruise ship would leave skidmarks.

ohh ohh, can I sign up for the antartica trip? gotta be a blast and gives a whole new meaning to freezing your EAR LOBS or something else off. Going by my name can't you imagine that sight? I gotta go wash out my eyes just thinking about it.

So no nakation bakations, Cindy?

When you take a cutesycation.

Where to you put your room key?

On second thought. Never mind. Averts eyes.

Oldfatguy,

Wouldn't going nekkid in Antarctica shrink your diddle?

Mikey, my wife once noted that Florida seems to get a lot of hurricanes.
I pointed out that it was America's dingle. It gets caught on everything.
(Although recently, it seems that SC and NC are getting it. America's beer belly?)

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