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June 07, 2012

WE THOUGHT HORMONES WAS A LEGAL EXCUSE

A DRIVER who rammed into a pedestrian, drove with him through crowded streets, left him clinging to her bonnet and blamed her hormones for the incident has been jailed.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Four years in jail? In Miami she wouldn't even have been ticketed.

Her bonnet? I thought she was driving a car. :)

"She was crazy. When my girlfriend gets hormonal, she just shouts a bit, she doesn’t try to kill anyone."

It obviously wasn't enzymes. You can't hear an enzyme.

The roads were being used by "other members of the public" and vehicles during the course of the incident

The Australian language doesn't include the word "pedestrian?"

Female hormones and shoes-- a dangerous combination.

If her daughter is taking exams now, it would seem that Mom will most likely miss graduation ...

'Hell hath no fury like a woman hormoning.'

Holy Frijole... would not want to be Mr. Morris in about four years when she's sprung

"Wow! What's that aftershave you're wearing?"

Know how to make a hormone ...?

Wearing a bonnet was her first mistake.

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