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June 17, 2012

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Terrifying sex organs of male turtles

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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That is the John W. Holmes of turtles.

Educational quote: "Hydraulic intromittent male sexual organs – a variety of popular, alternative names are available – are not unique to mammals among tetrapods. They’re also present in squamates, archosaurs and turtles. This phylogenetic distribution has led some authors to conclude that these organs were present in amniote common ancestors. However, in their details, the organs of these groups are all quite different and actually formed from non-homologous tissues. As shown by Kelly (2002), male intromittent organs therefore arose independently among tetrapods on more than one occasion. The turtle penis, for example, contains only one vascular erectile body and develops on the ventral surface of the cloaca, whereas the mammal penis contains two erectile bodies and is derived from non-cloacal tissue. In the diagram above – from Kelly (2002) – the penises of turtles, birds, mammals and snakes are compared in transverse section. Note how different the organs are in their cross-sectional structure.

I gnu that. Really. ISIANMTU!

That explains that female turtle a few days ago.

WAY TMI.

Not safe for the terrarium.

Kelly is well known for her previous work, widely reported in the media, on penis anatomy in armadillos (Kelly 1997) collected as roadkills near Tallahassee, Florida. Her publications can be obtained, free, from her homepage...

...and make a thoughtful gift for Father's Day.

Way, Way TMI. And definitely too many pictures.

The Turtle
by Ogden Nash

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.

What the shell's up with all these turtle stories?

Not TMI, but rather TMNT.

Dave's new science lesson. Terrifying.

I'm surprised they don't pass out when they get excited.

I may have seen Terrifying Sex Organs open for the Sex Pistols, but if so, I was so...let's say impaired...that I don't remember a thing. Ah, the good old days.

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