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June 10, 2012

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MYSTERY UNDERWEAR

'Sexually deviant' penguins too much for Antarctic explorer

(Thanks to The Perts and Joe in Japan)

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Guys will be guys.

"Many respond to inappropriate cues. Hence, the seeming depravity of their behaviour. For example, a dead penguin, lying with its eyes half-open, is very similar in appearance to a compliant female. The result is the so-called necrophilia that Levick witnessed and which so disgusted him."

Russell further noted research since that trek in the Antarctic has revealed the behavior of penguins strongly resembles that of humans.

"...in a complete aberration of nature, [they] had sexual activity for purposes other than reproduction."

Shocking, I say. Simply shocking!

Good thing he didn't investigate their government. He'd never have published anything.

"They're birds that can't fly, so they're gonna do something with their time."

1) Set up a few flat screens. (2) tune them to Montel (3) problem solved

I must admit Penguin Pedophilia is a little bit creepy.

Clankie, I think Montel would be cruel and unusual punishment. I'd put on a few Python videos for them.

"Levick also claimed that the penguins, in a complete aberration of nature, had sexual activity for purposes other than reproduction."

Levick must have been a complete moron. The only reason animals have sex is because it feels good. Animals don't understand cause and effect; if they did, they'd start farms. Well, penguins wouldn't start farms, but other animals would. You know what I mean.

"...a dead penguin, lying with its eyes half-open, is very similar in appearance to a compliant female..."
I swear on my mother's igloo I thought she was just cold.

What's that penguin doing there?

Standin'!

I can see that!

Inappropriate cues? No, it's just ice cream.

Did they expose their nipples like Madonna did in Istanbul?

a dead penguin, lying with its eyes half-open, is very similar in appearance to a compliant female

Or my ex-wife.

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