WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MYSTERY UNDERWEAR
'Sexually deviant' penguins too much for Antarctic explorer
(Thanks to The Perts and Joe in Japan)
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June 10, 2012
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Guys will be guys.
"Many respond to inappropriate cues. Hence, the seeming depravity of their behaviour. For example, a dead penguin, lying with its eyes half-open, is very similar in appearance to a compliant female. The result is the so-called necrophilia that Levick witnessed and which so disgusted him."
Russell further noted research since that trek in the Antarctic has revealed the behavior of penguins strongly resembles that of humans.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 10, 2012 at 11:56 AM
"...in a complete aberration of nature, [they] had sexual activity for purposes other than reproduction."
Shocking, I say. Simply shocking!
Posted by: SW | June 10, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Good thing he didn't investigate their government. He'd never have published anything.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 10, 2012 at 12:32 PM
"They're birds that can't fly, so they're gonna do something with their time."
1) Set up a few flat screens. (2) tune them to Montel (3) problem solved
Posted by: Clankie | June 10, 2012 at 01:15 PM
I must admit Penguin Pedophilia is a little bit creepy.
Posted by: Elon | June 10, 2012 at 03:15 PM
Clankie, I think Montel would be cruel and unusual punishment. I'd put on a few Python videos for them.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 10, 2012 at 03:15 PM
"Levick also claimed that the penguins, in a complete aberration of nature, had sexual activity for purposes other than reproduction."
Levick must have been a complete moron. The only reason animals have sex is because it feels good. Animals don't understand cause and effect; if they did, they'd start farms. Well, penguins wouldn't start farms, but other animals would. You know what I mean.
Posted by: Jeff Carrie's Friend Jean | June 10, 2012 at 04:22 PM
"...a dead penguin, lying with its eyes half-open, is very similar in appearance to a compliant female..."
I swear on my mother's igloo I thought she was just cold.
Posted by: Steve | June 10, 2012 at 04:34 PM
What's that penguin doing there?
Standin'!
I can see that!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 10, 2012 at 04:58 PM
Inappropriate cues? No, it's just ice cream.
Posted by: Ralph | June 10, 2012 at 06:28 PM
Penguin Lust!
Posted by: wiredog | June 11, 2012 at 07:22 AM
Did they expose their nipples like Madonna did in Istanbul?
Posted by: MikeyVA | June 11, 2012 at 08:08 AM
a dead penguin, lying with its eyes half-open, is very similar in appearance to a compliant female
Or my ex-wife.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 11, 2012 at 10:46 AM