TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
Wife Attacks Husband After Finding Copies of The Onion in Car
(Thanks to Chuck Cody and DrPat)
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June 22, 2012
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He was looking at their famous article, "Local Woman Tired of Men Staring at Her Breast Implants."
*Reality moment* Actually the paper edition does run some, um, "adult interest" ads in the back, so she may have had some cause to be upset. *end Reality*
Posted by: padraig | June 22, 2012 at 11:16 AM
We're on the same page, Chuck - what a hoot!
Someone's a looney; the spouse kept "poking and scratching" at herself to justify her story that she was the one attacked. Not a sane move when the police officer is right there observing...
Posted by: DrPat | June 22, 2012 at 11:16 AM
If only there was some other way to see the content of The Onion! Maybe some magical box that would display the content right in the privacy of your own home...
Posted by: Stev0 | June 22, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Waiting to see how The Onion website covers this story--should be great!
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 22, 2012 at 11:39 AM
And he said he only read it for the "articles". Liar.
Posted by: Elon | June 22, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Dave's books are considered pornography in some states
Posted by: poker | June 22, 2012 at 12:13 PM
When I read the headline, I assumed that it was about Mary Matalin and James Carville.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 22, 2012 at 12:23 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this couple needs counseling. Or medication. Or 3 gin and tonics daily. (Notice I did not blame the wife...)
Posted by: LeDud | June 22, 2012 at 12:30 PM
lawyer time.
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2012 at 12:59 PM
straightjacket time more like
Posted by: balzac | June 22, 2012 at 01:07 PM
Imagine if she caught him on this blog. Just sayin'
Posted by: EyeGore | June 22, 2012 at 01:51 PM
Is this a grammar optional news source?
Wow! Is our journalists and editors learning?
Posted by: Bob Brogan | June 22, 2012 at 02:21 PM
Whoa EyeGore....Bates motel time.
Posted by: LeDud | June 22, 2012 at 03:17 PM
Absolutely, Bob ... the usage skills demonstrated therein are ... well, not quite up the the standards of the AP Stylebook ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 22, 2012 at 08:01 PM
I think she read one of the articles and didn't know it was satire, and the topic
infruinfureatmade her really mad.Posted by: tash | June 22, 2012 at 11:25 PM