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June 29, 2012

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Insane West Virginia Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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It's a movement: http://nashvillecitypaper.com/content/city-news/nashville-suit-seeks-stop-kim-kardashians-reign-jihadtorture

"Kris Jenner was enriching uranium,"

Is that a sexual euphemism?

Note that not even the sheep, two goats, and the unicorn would participate in the tape with the Kardashians...

We natives of WV are trying hard to overtake the Florida insanity index. That we involve partying with barnyard animals is purely coincidental and is not a reflection of our personal tastes.

Not as much fun as it sounds, trust me.

With regard to unicorn mating Brian, with all due respect, I would rather solicit the opinion of a real expert. Anybody seen Siouxie?

If unicorns are real, I want one!

Filthy animals! And I'm not talking about the goat, sheep and the unicorn.

Can't be too careful with these Al Quaeda operatives. We should shoot first, and ask questions later.

We call that "Tuesday".

I doubt she's an operative for Al Quaeda. Even they probably wonder why she's famous.

It is insane, even Al Quaeda has standards for recruiting.

The sex tape suit is realistic. As for the presence of a unicorn, I wouldn't put it past Kim Kardashian (or Charlie Sheen) to glue a horn onto a horse to make a unicorn for the audience of her sex tape.

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