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June 11, 2012

TIRED OF WATCHING YOUR PAINT DRY?

Try watching your bed make itself.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Related video from Joe in Japan:

A machine that picks up spilled condiments.

p.s. The Blog would undoubtedly take this opportunity to point out that ketchup does not need to be refrigerated.

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I wonder how Dave Ridley would use this as a murder/plot device?

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My wife would beat it. She can steal blankets from other rooms by telekinesis.

When I made my bed, I used quite a few tools and a variety of lumber. This gizmo merely rearranges the topping.

I do like the levitating pillows (which WBAGNFARB).

That little gizmo looked like a snake popping up. Not sure all would like a snake popping up to make the bed.

What if it starts making the bed while you're still in it?

I'll bet there's a sensor for body weight built into the mattress, Cindy.

And I wonder how many layers of toppings it can handle - there are 4 winter layers and two summer layers on my bed...

That condiment-picker-upper is a joke ... my spillageness usually falls on a carpet, not on a polished, hard surface such as the one used to demonstrate the efficacy of the device ...

*SMACKS* OtU for eating over the carpet. This wouldn't be a bad idea if you had trouble getting up in the morning. If you're not up 10 mins. after your alarm goes off, it uses a separate gadget to toss you out of the bed, and then it makes itself up, just in case you're tempted to crawl back in. This would be great for teenagers!

Oh, so I s'pose y'all want me to eat UNDER the carpet, eh?

Sheesh! No pleasin' sum folks ...

US ketchup does not need to be refrigerated, on the grounds that it contains no organic ingredients whatsoever. Ketchup, or "tomato sauce", as sold in New Zealand, does contain the odd piece of tomato.

So when are you and Dave coming up to the proper hemisphere, to explain your faulty views on ketchup?

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