TIME FOR A FEDERAL BAN
Toilet injuries more common than shark bites
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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June 20, 2012
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Are shark bites more rare than getting stuck to a toilet ? Now thats a good question !
Posted by: LeDud | June 20, 2012 at 11:57 AM
But finding a shark in your toilet, then getting bitten by it -- now that's rare.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 20, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Most common injury: After a night of drinking, wife puts the lid down...on husband's head.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 20, 2012 at 12:21 PM
40,000 injuries, huh ? Does that include husbands with bad aim injured by wives wielding plumber's helpers ?
Posted by: Clankie | June 20, 2012 at 12:57 PM
And yet there's never been a movie about this.
Posted by: Chris Elzi | June 20, 2012 at 04:17 PM
> "TIME FOR A FEDERAL BAN"
DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!!
Posted by: David Gulliver | June 21, 2012 at 02:14 AM
On a hunch, shark bites are followed immediately by "bathroom" incidents.
Posted by: Steve | June 21, 2012 at 11:23 AM
This is hwy I always take my dumps on sharks instead of toilets - far safer!
Posted by: El Conquistador | June 21, 2012 at 02:06 PM