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June 10, 2012

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Man Claims His Genitals Were Burned By Urinal In Arby’s

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown, Robert Mathis, Bill Hudgins, John Gregg and R & L Stevenson)

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A "jet of steam" shot out of the urinal? WTFBBQ?

Are you sure the guy wasn't on some strange substance and hallucinated ths whole thing?

I saw Jet of Steam open for Fleetwood Mac, by the way.

Know of a person who noticed a lot of warmth the first time he flushad the facilities in family's brand-new home -- turned out plumber had attached hot water line instead of cold to the toilet.

"Dude, you went into the kitchen. That was the grill, not the urinal."

Be careful with the horsey sauce.

Were his hands burnt, too? If not, he's got some explaining to do.

Grilled wieners are much preferred to steamed.

Steve, that reminds me of a routine by the late Robert Schimmel. He said he was in an "adult" store where they were selling cream that supposedly made your d!ck bigger when you rubbed it on.

He asked, "Wouldn't it make your hand bigger?"

Obviously this guy din't know them urinals are for AIMING AT, and NOT for "rinsing" ...

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