THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Man claims leprechauns beat him up for dancing
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, Matt Filar and Ralph)
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June 20, 2012
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A police sketch artist put out this rendering of the perp based on the description given by the victim.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 20, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Michael Flatley could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 20, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Yeah, yeah. And France is on alert.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 20, 2012 at 11:46 AM
That's what ye be getting for stealing me magically delicious cereal.
Posted by: Leprechaun | June 20, 2012 at 11:55 AM
No doubt the "leprechauns" were Irish dancing instructors, and the droonken punter's inability to keep a proper rhythm led them to administer valuable instruction. All for his own good, don't ye know. Nothin' to see here, move it along...
Posted by: padraig | June 20, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Someone was a little green around the o'gills.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 20, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Give that man a government job.
Posted by: Clankie | June 20, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I thought this only happened on St. Paddy's. Especially when the tourists start insulting the Irish.
Anybody know where the touring company of "Riverdance" is?
Posted by: funny man | June 20, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Speaking of France, Omniskeptic, it seems Jack Bauer has put in an appearance:
Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 20, 2012 at 01:49 PM
begorra.
Posted by: queensbee | June 20, 2012 at 02:38 PM
The man needs a Lucky Charm(s). But if he stabs at it, would he be a cereal killer?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 20, 2012 at 11:45 PM
Leprechaun crime is just getting out of hand.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | June 21, 2012 at 08:40 AM
An acquaintance told of being on a South Pacific island during the war. For over a year all he had to do was service the occasional ship, shoot at seabirds, and drink "torpedo juice".
He said it was the only time in his life that he drank enough to see bugs crawling UNDER his skin.
Funny that you never see "Torpedo Juice" sold in fine drinking establishments.
Posted by: Steve | June 21, 2012 at 09:15 AM
Why do I find the thought of a leprechaun in a white tank top frightening?
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 21, 2012 at 11:38 PM