THERE IS REALLY ONLY ONE REASON TO GO ON A CARIBBEAN CRUISE
And that is to purchase heavily discounted tablecloths.
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June 14, 2012
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The next shop on is Mrs. Napkin followed by Booger-Rags-R-Us (we know where Dave wants to shop).
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 14, 2012 at 01:16 PM
Don't forget the heavily discounted toilet paper with the palm tree print.....we take cruises just to stock up....
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 14, 2012 at 01:21 PM
Don't forget the heavily discounted toilet paper with the palm tree print.....we take cruises just to stock up....
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 14, 2012 at 01:21 PM
You can go all the way to the Caribbean - but you just can't escape balding dudes on mobility scooters...
Posted by: DrPat | June 14, 2012 at 01:25 PM
This is the difference between men and women. I would definitely go in that store. However, most men probably don't even care if you have a nice tablecloth on the table or matching napkins either! Little do they know this is what our civilization is built on. Without it we may as well eat on a tray in front of the TV.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 14, 2012 at 01:31 PM
poor Mr. ---> OUTSIDE TABLECLOTH got blown away
by the competition
Posted by: ligirl | June 14, 2012 at 01:33 PM
Dave could drink that guy under the table
Posted by: poker | June 14, 2012 at 01:42 PM
I always go to St. Maarten for my tablecloth needs.
Posted by: Corey Smith | June 14, 2012 at 01:42 PM
my best tablecloth was purchased on vacation in chinatown, S.F. it's embroidered and white and and i got it at a real steal.
i have lots of tablecloths and napkins in various colors.
and i'm a dude.
and not gay.
so 3<
Posted by: balzac | June 14, 2012 at 01:43 PM
guy must have a checkered past
Posted by: ligirl | June 14, 2012 at 01:44 PM
Don't they have a beer store? I am a tablecloth person though. The napkins are nice but what I really like is flowers on the table when you can.
Posted by: Theresa | June 14, 2012 at 02:05 PM
What's a tablecloth?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 14, 2012 at 02:05 PM
nursecindy, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 14, 2012 at 02:09 PM
They make trays for eating in front of the TV?
Excellent! No more eating off the floor for us!
Posted by: jon | June 14, 2012 at 02:19 PM
That's a nice tablecloth that Dave is wearing. Didn't they have blue?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 14, 2012 at 02:29 PM
yeeah -- a green shirt dave????? wow. i hardly reccconized ya.
Posted by: queensbee | June 14, 2012 at 02:31 PM
The same old Inside Mr. Table Cloths you find at every stinking mall and airport concourse in the USA.
Posted by: Clankie | June 14, 2012 at 02:33 PM
The guy on the Hoveround took Dave's shirt.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 14, 2012 at 02:51 PM
We saw a place in Gatlinburg selling only tablecloths.
But I thought it was a front for something nefarious (at least 5 points) and wouldn't go in. I wasn't nefariating that night.
Posted by: Steve | June 14, 2012 at 03:34 PM
Some woman invented a tray for eating in front of the TV? Men just use their lap.
Posted by: max | June 14, 2012 at 04:01 PM
You better find a plaid table cloth. The way things are going around here, you'll have to wear it next week to even get a moment judi's attention.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 14, 2012 at 05:19 PM
They call me ... MISTER Tablecloth.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 14, 2012 at 10:29 PM
My CostCo (tm) pizza cares not if it is served on a fancy imported tablecloth, or yesterday's semi-clean towel. It it's hot, cheesy, and contains dough and tomato paste, it's what's for dinner.
And who needs a tablecloth and napkins? That's what
a) your shirt or
b) your dog
is there for!
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 14, 2012 at 11:18 PM
But the sign begs the question: WHAT is inside Mr. Table Cloth?
Posted by: Ralph | June 15, 2012 at 12:04 AM
What kind of parents name their baby boy Inside?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 15, 2012 at 12:10 AM
"...we may as well eat on a tray in front of the TV.
Wait...You can actually DO that?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | June 15, 2012 at 11:21 AM
I thought everyone did.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 15, 2012 at 01:01 PM
Dang:
I went to Belgium and got a table cloth there.
And I could have gone to the CARIBBEAN and gotten one for 1/1,000,000,000 of the cost.
Posted by: MikeyVA. | June 16, 2012 at 09:08 AM