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Participants of an outdoor graduation party claimed they were harassed by an uninvited woman who was swinging in the playground.
I bet it was Octomom...or her.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 06, 2012 at 11:30 AM
"... a pit bull was chased with a pitchfork ..."
So who called in, the pit bull?
Arf! Woof, grrr, woof, bark, pitchfork!"
Yes Sir, and what is the location of your emergency?"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 06, 2012 at 11:52 AM
2:20 p.m. Someone on Sylvan Court reported seeing two dogs that appeared to be lost.
With the lost pony a day or so ago, Flathead Co. is turning into the Bermuda Triangle of Montana.
Posted by: LeDud | June 06, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I cannot believe in all of Flathead County there is no fake lumberjack to deal with this woman's fake tree removal...
Posted by: DrPat | June 06, 2012 at 01:41 PM
When I was in Kalispell I wondered why they named their streets 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. since I usually figure that's for cities with a lot of streets that are hard to navigate. I figured if Kalispell gave their eight streets more interesting names, folks would still be able to find their way around. Although the first Saturday night after the name change would have been rough.
Posted by: padraig | June 06, 2012 at 01:56 PM
Padraig, the town I grew up in had about 20 streets, and they numbered them 1st-11th. Then they gave up and named the others. Also, at the other end, 1st was not the first number.
Posted by: Elon | June 06, 2012 at 02:39 PM
The fake tree was bad.
But the fake squirrel was worse.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | June 06, 2012 at 03:04 PM
"11:17 a.m. A resident on Third Avenue East reported that their patio furniture has gone missing."
Bet they didn't report their fake tree was also missing.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 06, 2012 at 04:32 PM
"Someone called 911 to report that a man walking down Fifth Avenue West carried his golf club as though it were a 'weapon.'”
Boy, did that bring back memories of the last time I played golf.
Posted by: Steve | June 06, 2012 at 05:17 PM
Four-wheeler's got air brakes?
Hu gnu?
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 06, 2012 at 07:51 PM
I think the evidence was planted...
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 06, 2012 at 10:17 PM
What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture. Haw, haw.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 07, 2012 at 08:58 AM