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June 02, 2012

THE SNOOKI EFFECT

Study shows that men find "dim-witted" and "drunk" women more attractive

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Allen at Division)

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Not "more attractive".
Easier. Particularly for drunk and dim-witted guys.

More proof that the old "opposites attract" adage in bunk.

Who funds this stuff... the drunk and dim-witted ?

This study raises the question, if you give 10 sociology grad students money for research will any of them pick a research project which doesn't require them to spends hours in bars?

Go UT. Hook 'em Hornies!

How can one put this without having to duck? Hmm...just because they are drunk and dim-witted does not automatically mean they aren't attractive too, does it?

*ducks on general principles*

My wife says that "intellegent women are attracted to dumb men"........what?

It's true Baron. It brings out our maternal instincts.

I went to a dance one night with a friend who had an undisclosed crush on me. She had more than enough to drink.
It made me more gentleman-like in reaction to her being un-lady-like.
Not completely. It may say "Gentlemen" on the door, but I go in, anyway.

Some missing data points.

How intoxicated were the observers? How hot were they? And how close to closing time? Everyone knows women get better looking at closing time.

Har!

Interesting, Cindy. Perhaps I should fake being dumb?

It's because the smart ones know they can settle for better than me.

THEM! I meant to say better than THEM . . .

I knew a young man when I was also young who claimed he wanted a woman so dumb all she could do was cook and ....
And he wasn't hungry.
I told him that, sooner or later, they would have to crawl out of bed and talk to each other. That would be when he discovered the flaw in his clever plan.

Steve -- that reminds me:

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog... They say it's been trained to give extraordinary blow jobs!'

'Blow jobs?' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month; all by word of mouth' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...

No more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off! ...

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform his longtime favorite act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading all her cook books amid her pots and pans.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she demanded.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this gorgeous frog to cook.......you're gone.'

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