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June 25, 2012

THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER FOR EVERYONE ON YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST

Butt Acne Clearing Lotion

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who did not comment on what he was looking for when he found this page.)

UPDATE: And for the reader on your list, we have book-scented perfume.

(Thanks to Steve at Secret Location)

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I would just as soon not see before-and-after photos of users of the butt-acne product, but they might want to be checked for gluten intolerance. I understand butt 'bumps' can be a symptom of incipient celiac disease.

Book acne and butt-scented perfume? No way.

£70 for the perfume? Can't I just rub myself with rock bottom remainders?

Incipient Celiac Disease? Din't I see them open for Dysfunctional Kidneys?

Exactly how I feel...do NOT want to see Butt Acne photos, before, after or during treatment.

But I did see them open for The Beastie Boys.

I saw Butt Zitts open for David Bowie.

Butt Acne was in a bunch of Sergio Leone's westerns. Later on, he did Bud Light commercials.

I clicked on that link, but when it said " loading "... well... If it need loading, I'm outta there.

Butthole Surfers when they were pimply punks. The MGs all had Booker T scented aftershave.

"Nobody wants to talk about it."

I nominate this for understatement of the year.

And, no, I think I'll skip the Before and After pictures.

To be fair, I can think of some I wouldn't mind seeing.
At least the "after" photos.

I'm a nurse and I don't want to see it either. Come to think of it I've spent half of my nursing career working with my eyes closed.

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