THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER FOR EVERYONE ON YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who did not comment on what he was looking for when he found this page.)
UPDATE: And for the reader on your list, we have book-scented perfume.
(Thanks to Steve at Secret Location)

I would just as soon not see before-and-after photos of users of the butt-acne product, but they might want to be checked for gluten intolerance. I understand butt 'bumps' can be a symptom of incipient celiac disease.
Posted by: coscolo | June 25, 2012 at 05:24 PM
Book acne and butt-scented perfume? No way.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 25, 2012 at 05:45 PM
£70 for the perfume? Can't I just rub myself with rock bottom remainders?
Posted by: Ralph | June 25, 2012 at 06:00 PM
Incipient Celiac Disease? Din't I see them open for Dysfunctional Kidneys?
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 25, 2012 at 06:06 PM
Exactly how I feel...do NOT want to see Butt Acne photos, before, after or during treatment.
But I did see them open for The Beastie Boys.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2012 at 06:07 PM
I saw Butt Zitts open for David Bowie.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 25, 2012 at 06:36 PM
Butt Acne was in a bunch of Sergio Leone's westerns. Later on, he did Bud Light commercials.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 25, 2012 at 08:42 PM
I clicked on that link, but when it said " loading "... well... If it need loading, I'm outta there.
Posted by: Clankie | June 25, 2012 at 09:35 PM
Butthole Surfers when they were pimply punks. The MGs all had Booker T scented aftershave.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 25, 2012 at 10:48 PM
"Nobody wants to talk about it."
I nominate this for understatement of the year.
Posted by: markhh | June 26, 2012 at 05:06 AM
And, no, I think I'll skip the Before and After pictures.
Posted by: PhilB | June 26, 2012 at 08:29 AM
To be fair, I can think of some I wouldn't mind seeing.
At least the "after" photos.
Posted by: Steve | June 26, 2012 at 10:19 AM
I'm a nurse and I don't want to see it either. Come to think of it I've spent half of my nursing career working with my eyes closed.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2012 at 12:00 PM