STEPHEN KING PLAYS AN F CHORD

...and other highlights.

 

Comments

[Ralph]

What does Walter play?

[SteveFromMA]

I'm thinking that Sam might have had a little bit too much coffee

[Ed Purchase]

Stephen King would have a black SG. Please tell him 'The Wind Through the Keyhole' was a welcome distraction.

[balzac]

that's not walter. it is a blue shirt though.

[Clankie]

Too much cowbell.

[ubetcha]

Did Walter go on a road trip?

[tash]

That's Sam?

[Loudmouth]

Walter looks happy to be there (or is that a banana on your stands).

[Siouxie]

They both look guilty...and Stephen King looks WAY too mellow. Looks like a good time was had by all. The Remainders will be missed.

[Jeff Carrie's Friend Jean]

judi, I'll send you pictures of men in kilts if you'll provide captions for these photos. Or at least explain the one of Sam looking as though he and Dr. Timothy Leary had just been arrested during a reallllllllly strange trip.

[Jeff Carrie's Friend Jean]

Actually, I get the one of Uncle Stevie playing an F chord and Dave taking a picture of it for posterity, but who is that Christopher Walken lookalike in the picture with Dave? And whose walrus penis is that? (Not tall and thin enough to be Walter.)

[Joe Dwarf]

As a certified hack guitar player, I can tell you that King is attempting an F chord, but without audio there's no evidence to support that the barre worked. As it so often does not for me....

[Steve]

On a guess, I'd say that Walter is sulking.

[Jeff Carrie's Friend Jean]

"As a certified hack guitar player, I can tell you that King is attempting an F chord, but without audio there's no evidence to support that the barre worked."

Ah. Let's hope Dave was using the movie function on his phone, then.

[Jeff Carrie's Friend Jean]

So does anyone know who that Christopher Walken lookalike is? The chap with Dave, I mean. It's probably someone who has become extremely famous during the past 20 years and it's very difficult see that sort of thing from the back of the geezer bus.

[PirateBoy]

That doesn't look like Walter. Is that Gene's, by any chance? (And I thought Walter was either handled by Judi, or left out in the rain, wearing funny hats....

Found on the web:ODE TO AN OOSIK

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

(Anonymous)