SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT
Man calls 911 after denied entry to strip club with kitten
(Thanks to Scott Marcusky)
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June 06, 2012
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This man was clearly confused. You're supposed to LEAVE with a kitten.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 06, 2012 at 04:09 PM
Is bringing your own pussy to a strip club like bringing your own steak to a restaurant?
Posted by: Ralph | June 06, 2012 at 04:18 PM
Hey Mister....its not a purrrrrfect world.
Posted by: LeDud | June 06, 2012 at 04:57 PM
I guess they wouldn't let him in because he wasn't a gentleman?
Posted by: eve | June 06, 2012 at 05:36 PM
Guess the state.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 06, 2012 at 07:26 PM
I guess the kitten was underage.But could you really look into those adorable eyes and bounce this
Posted by: Elon | June 06, 2012 at 08:56 PM
Elon, whatever that was, I was not given permission to look at it. Which is probably for the best.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 07, 2012 at 05:55 AM
No t*t-for-cat.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 07, 2012 at 06:58 AM
Wasn't this a movie starring Clawed Rains?
Oh, why isn't there any more coffee in my cup?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 07, 2012 at 08:54 AM
Ralph, it's more like bringing your own wine to a restaurant, and restaurants can charge a corkage fee to open and pour your own wine.
Why couldn't the strip club just charge a fee for bringing your own pussy? (I'd say a "screwage fee", but that's already taken for the high-class-type wines sealed with a screw-top.)
Posted by: DrPat | June 07, 2012 at 12:28 PM
If the kitten was spayed, I don't see what the problem was.
Posted by: MartinBG | June 15, 2012 at 03:29 PM