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June 21, 2012

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Woman Drives Stolen Car Into Police Station

(Thanks to Dina Ely)

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And she did it with only 3 tires. Was this in Florida?

Any alcohol and/or squirrels involved?

Texas, Ms. F.

Cut out the middle man. I like it.

Police say for a time -- Jeffries was driving without one of the truck's tires or her precious little grey cells.

Some say she stole a truck and drove it into the police station, I'm sure her lawyer will point out that she was going to the police station to turn in an unsafe vehicle with a missing tire.

Quite convenient.

Texas. The state that originated the concept of "Hold mah beeah an' watch THIS!"

That's pretty funny. Ha!

Was she talking from her cell, while she was on her cell?

Hmmm...Every time my mouse passes over my BlogLink, I hear the faint sounds of wild cheering. I wonder what that could mean? Perhaps The Blog will eventually have some coffee and elaborate.

Texas has fast track for a lot of things.

Seems logical. Commit a crime, turn yourself in with the evidence. Simple.

i'd rather have coffee and donuts. just sayin'

MikeyVA, One of my favorite sayings by Ron White is: Most states are trying to abolish the death penalty. Texas is putting in an express lane. I love Ron White.
This lady will probably try to sue the police department because their building got in her way.

I saw that routine from Ron White as well!

I also like the guy who says "here's your sign!"

Brain freeze prevents me from giving his name.

Also, there are 3 groups Ihat I would NOT want after me.

The Mossad, Seal Team 6, and the Texas Rangers.

Doesn't this qualify her for a Florida driver's license?

MikeyVA: Bll Engvall

Thanks MOTW. I couldn't think of his name either.

His (Bill E.) bio is kinda an interstin' read ... fer light and amusin' fare on a lazy afternoon ...

Whenever I stop the TV on a channel with the Blue Collar guys, even tho I've heard many of the jokes prior, I still get to lollerin' quite a bit ... it's entertainment, eh? S'posed to be fun ...

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