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A family feud at the funeral home. Another special occasion.
Posted by: Theresa | June 18, 2012 at 05:25 PM
The 12-inch knife belonged to her departed father.
Stabbing other relatives with it was maybe a way of celebrating their Father's life.
So don't judge.
But always pack heat when you go to funerals.
They can get quite stabby.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | June 18, 2012 at 05:53 PM
Bloody knives, feuding relatives, and a missing heir! Sounds like a mystery I just read.
Oh wait.
Never mind.
Posted by: Betsy | June 18, 2012 at 09:03 PM
I hope Mr. Trump gets his wig back.
Posted by: Clankie | June 18, 2012 at 11:01 PM
I bet it "livened up" the ceremony, but I prefer a "New Orleans" beat.
When I go, I want a party. And I've instructed one of my daughters, who can go along with a joke, to make a "Thank god he's gone!" sign.
People will probably talk.
Posted by: Steve | June 19, 2012 at 09:46 AM
Steve, I hope you can count on her.
My late father-in-law wanted to go with a bang. We shot his ashes out of a custom-made cannon. He now rests peacefully over several acres of forest-edge meadow where, as he often told us, "I poached my first deer when I was 9 years old...."
Posted by: DrPat | June 19, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Don't worry DrPat. My daughters think that no special occasion card is complete if it does not include the word "fart" at some point.
The Grasshoppers have learned well, if not to their mother's delight.
Posted by: Steve | June 19, 2012 at 10:08 PM