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June 13, 2012

NOT EVEN THE BLOG MEN WANT THIS

"The blog ladies don't really want kilt pictures... they want THIS!" claims insane person blogreader Patrick Lenon.

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Ok. That's my exercise for the day... climbing up over the back of my desk chair.

The first scene reminds me of a scene in the Flash Gordon movie...

i HATE spiders....
butt
i must admit
that in this instance i was rooting for IT
bcuz
noone should be stickin their hands
where
they
don't
belong

*DOUBLE SMACKS* Padraig. This one is for you. btw, Warning! May not be suitable for work, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G.

I'm afraid to look at the video. Someone give me a recap?

Hey, at least it wasn't the equally lengthy "Deadly Spider Bites" video, right?

You're right, judi. That video was too sedate. The ladies were hoping to see it tear a bird apart wing from wing.

Well, ladies, you can always imagine what would happen if Craig Kilborn felt one of these spiders crawling up inside his kilt...

(p.s. The first thing that would happen would be Craig yelling, "Dammit judi! Ah told ye, NAAT while we'rrre on the airrrr!")

Can they be trained to kill terrorists squirrels?

My tarantula, Kathy, was about half that size, with fangs about 5/8 inch long.
I have no idea how many times I, and my small kids, handled her. But she never attempted to bite us.
Those hairs, on the other hand, were the real weapon.
Just touching, without gloves, the gravel in a spider cage will have you itching for a week or so.
I could easily see getting a deep breath including spider hairs being more nearly fatal than getting bitten.

It would have been more appealing in (one or more) kilts.

Funny how we (humans) spend millenia trying to figure out how to avoid these types of thing, and now some people think it's fun to try to play with them. We have way too much time on our hands.

Toto, a spider. A gigantic freaking huge spider.

All you need to know.

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