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June 13, 2012

NEXT YEAR, HE'LL BEG YOU TO GET HIM A TIE

Squatty Potty

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

Then again...

(Thanks to Jeff Brown)

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Dare I suggest the tune " Rockin' Robin " for the commercial's music ?

My amp goes up to 11!

well mr. squatty, you've managed to make a career out of a poop-centric neurosis. one question: is your mother proud of you?

I'm having a difficult time understanding the health benefits of the Squatty Potty, although it does seem as though it would make your lap a better surface for the crossword puzzle.

And the urinal? Sure, just when the RBRs break up there's a new instrument Dave could really play. Perhaps even more than two chords.

RBR broke up?

Toto, they didn't break up so much as they're going back to writing full time.

This sort of makes sense until you get to the blonde wearing her white pants and smiling while on the throne.
Honey!. You forgot step three, again!

So it's supposed to aid a healthy colon. What about a period?

Did you check out the illustration on the front of the informational guide for the squatty potty, which was entitled, "7 Steps to Relieve Constipation"? Kind of a macabre image--a skeleton straining on the pot (sans Squatty Potty, of course). Funny to think of someone who is so constipated and hard-headed that they choose to die and decompose on the pot rather than get up and take in some fiber.

I heard that two cinder blocks work just as well. I'm waiting for the thunderpot drums.

I had to watch the video. I HAD to!

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