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June 22, 2012

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

German police called to a break-in had to deal with a runaway cow rather than robbers, after the bolshie bovine jumped through a window and landed in an old woman’s kitchen.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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So someone didn't have a cow, man?

I saw Bolshie Bovine open for Lenin and the Red Menace.

In all my years on this earth, I've never heard anyone ever accuse or claim that cows had an overabundance of intelligence ... merely mentionin' ...

And we thought the cow jumped over the moon...

It happens. A couple of years ago, we had an issue with a male Robin who took exception to that total SOB in a glass door.
The guy just would not back down.

"The cow had escaped from her field near Quickborn in Schleswig-Holstein...."

So was it a Quickborn Schleswig-Holstein Holstein-Friesian, or a Schleswig-Holstein-Quickborn Holstein-Friesian? Are we speaking English, German, or Dutch?

Ralph ... I'm not sure, but if it wuz in Ireland, it'd simply be "that fec*in' cow!" ...

The Bolsheviks are recruiting cows now? Can the squirrels be far behind?

This sounds like the plot of a rejected Mother Goose nursery rhyme.

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