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Bedford County dead dog receives voter registration forms

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Be honest - could "Mozart" (granted, he's dead) do any worse than living voters?

[Man on Grassy Knoll]

Virginia the Wisconsin of the East. In Wisconsin it is possible to register to vote using a receipt from a Valvoline Oil Change shop to prove residency!

[Clankie]

It's an outrage; only live dogs should be allowed to vote.

[max]

Grampa is gone, but his registration lives on,
And Mozart don't play fetch no more.
You'll never meet Great-Uncle Eddie again,
And Grandma doesn't answer the door.
Sundance and Butch used to chuckle and laugh,
Whilst voting would go to DC,
But one hundred and fifty years later,
There's very little of them left to see.

They're decomposing voters.
There's nothing much anyone can do.
You can still register Grandpa,
But Grandpa cannot register you.

[Ms. Flukey]

So it's true then, that Mozart is "decomposing"?

[Spiny Norman]

From one Python-head to another,

Bravo, Max! =^D

[O the Umanity]

This would never happen in Nodak.

We don't have "voter registration" here ... merely sayin' ...

[Omniskeptic]

I saw Bedford County Dead Dog open for the Flathead County Symphony Orchestra.

[Loudmouth]

We have to show ID, so that dead dog would have been SOL. Now, in Chicago it's another matter. Dead residents and their dead dogs can vote as often as they want.

[Ralph]

But was he a Yellow or a Blue Dog Democrat?