IF HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT FLATHEAD COUNTY, THEN HOLLYWOOD IS AN IDIOT
(Thanks to Flathead County Correspondent Jeff Meyerson)
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(Thanks to Flathead County Correspondent Jeff Meyerson)
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Oh joy.
Posted by: Theresa | June 03, 2012 at 07:22 PM
Is the Godfather being remade in Flathead?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 03, 2012 at 07:28 PM
A man on Dorothy Street in Columbia Falls reported that an intoxicated man busted through his door, threatened to beat him up, threw up on the floor then yelled at him.
10:24 p.m. A heavily intoxicated Martin City man called 911 to report that an “intruder” was in his yard and that there was a fire in the alley behind his house. Additionally, he claimed that he saw his neighbor fall down and assumed that he had shot himself. There were no shots fired and the caller agreed to stay away from his neighbor, as requested.
The madness never ends.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 03, 2012 at 08:33 PM
Hard water... You have to cut a slice before you flush.
Posted by: Clankie | June 03, 2012 at 10:26 PM
If we only knew some authors that could write a screenplay about Flathead County....
Posted by: nursecindy | June 03, 2012 at 11:48 PM
a beer in one hand and a pistol in the other.
That's one way to cope with the spammers.
Posted by: wiredog | June 04, 2012 at 06:51 AM
It seems that all the dogs in Flathead end up at gas stations. Should make the dog catchers job easy.
Posted by: LeDud | June 04, 2012 at 12:07 PM
"A Movie"??? Just one? Why, they go do a whole trilogy series on the gum wrapper outrage alone. I see an entire film franchise here...
Posted by: Afkat | June 04, 2012 at 12:17 PM
"10:11 a.m. A tan dog on Mountain View Drive was seen rooting through some trash."
Oh, the humanity! What can possibly be next -- a dog lifting its leg on a fire hydrant?
Probably not -- I doubt they have hydrants.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 04, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I see a pattern of chucking and upchucking.
Posted by: mazar larry | June 04, 2012 at 12:57 PM
NC ~ An author who doesn't necessarily need a plot...
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | June 04, 2012 at 03:56 PM
10:24 p.m. A heavily intoxicated Martin City man called 911 to report that an “intruder” was in his yard and that there was a fire in the alley behind his house. Additionally, he claimed that he saw his neighbor fall down and assumed that he had shot himself. There were no shots fired and the caller agreed to stay away from his neighbor, as requested.
The UFOs would even stay away from this guy!
Wasn't this a plot on either Roseanne or Reno 911?
Posted by: funny man | June 04, 2012 at 06:06 PM
Dang, Horace, you beat me to it!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 04, 2012 at 08:00 PM
Are you altogether sure the whole place isn't a figment of Carl Hiassen's imagination?
Posted by: Lairbo | June 05, 2012 at 04:43 PM