HOW MANY IN A HOST?

A secretive high society gentleman's club frequented by Atlanta's most wealthy and prominent people has been thrust into the spotlight after allegations emerged of its elite members golfing naked, urinating in public and committing a host of lewd, drunken acts.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who adds, "They say that like it's a bad thing.")

Comments

[padraig]

Wait, we gotta join a club to do that stuff now?

[LeDud]

.....suggested members who were found to have participated in the drunken antics be subjected to hefty fines and public humiliation

I'd make them play golf nekid and force them to urinate in public. THAT'd show em.

[Horace LaBadie]

How many in a host? The answer is always Jenna Jameson.

[queensbee]

by host, you mean like heavenly host at communion???

[WVplantman]

How do you discover that you have the ability to pick up a golf ball with your butt cheeks?

[Elon]

Pretty sure "Gentleman's Club" is a euphemism for brothel. This sounds more like a golf course.

[max]

I would like to point out that a private golf course with access restricted to members and employees is not a public place, and therefore there was no public urination or public nudity.

[Allen at Division]

The correct question, Miss Judi, should be "How many was the host in?..."

[MikeyVA]

They must have been doing a lot of Thrusting!

[wiredog]

They have penguins in Atlanta?

[Elon]

A little defensive there, max? I wonder why.

[DrPat]

Max is just being precise - and since DrPat and spouse have been known to "golf naked" (and urinate, now that I think of it) in their own "private club", I concur.

[Wm. Wordsworth, charter member and nature lover]

I wandered, lonely as a cloud,
that floats on high o'er green and tee
When all at once I saw a crowd -
A host! - of Golden-showering p**.

[Steve]

Have they no common sense, doing this stuff where the staff can see?
As it says right there in the Ten Commandments, "Thou shalt not offend thy servant who prepareth thy food or booze out of thy sight".
...
My wife has informed me that this is not, strictly, a Biblical verse.
But it ought to be.

[LeDud]

Your preaching to the choir Steve.

[Dmentd]

His what, Dud?

[Loudmouth]

The Deltas all growed up.

First rule of Fart Club. Don't talk about Fart Club.

[nursecindy]

I wouldn't be adverse to seeing this guy on a golf course.

[Monique]

"Jeff Meyerson, who adds, "They say that like it's a bad thing.""

Very good, Jeff.

[O the Umanity]

n'cin' ... I see he's brandishin' a wood, too ...

[Jeff Meyerson]

How do you discover that you have the ability to pick up a golf ball with your butt cheeks?

Posted by: WVplantman | June 11, 2012 at 12:56 PM

My guess, and I'm relying on nursecindy's expertise from her years in the OR, is that they were vaccuuming/hanging drapes/sntaind on a chair/otherwise cleaning in the nude when they slipped and fell on a golf ball.

[Elon]

You keep telling people if they are going to hang drapes in the nude, don't do it in a golf course. But do they ever listen?

[Ross]

>golfing naked, urinating in public and committing a host of lewd, drunken acts

I did all that at college for way less than $90,000 per year.

[judi]

so wait, if I go to a place that requires a membership fee, I'm not in public, even though other members ( ha) are there? this has seriously fun implications...but unfortunately is not at all true, I'm afraid.

[LeDud]

I am reminded of I think Groucho Marx's remark which rings so true to this "club":

"I'd never join a club that would have me as a member !"

[She]

"How do you discover that you have the ability to pick up a golf ball with your butt cheeks?"

Maybe it's the alcohol. Mixed him up a bit. Sober, he'd have gone for "a hole in one". Drunk, he was instead trying for one in a hole?