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June 17, 2012

GUESS THE STATE

Elementary school principal arrested on drug charges

We would tell you his name, but that would violate our strict policy.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Groovy.

On a Sunday afternoon. (Stop pushing, I'll get on the bus when I damn well please.)

You Rascals you!

Quit shoving and move over....!

I imagine he was a good disciplinarian, anyway. Based on his picture, would you want to get sent to his office?

Or maybe not. "Now Johnny, if you don't stop misbehaving in class, I'll make you take another long, long hit on this, mmmmKay?"

*holds bus doors open for Loudmouth and Wolfsong*

Earwig Alert 59th Street Bridge Song

Slow down, the drugs won't last.
You got to make recess go fast.
Just knockin' down the tether balls.
Looking for drugs I buy from Groover.

Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da...Buy from Groover.

Hello four-square,
What cha doin'?
Please don't note these 'shrooms I'm chewin'.
Ain't cha got no meth for me?
Doot-in' doo-doo,
Buy from Groover.

I've got no tests to grade,
No stores to tell.
I'm sluggish and drowsy and feel like hell.
Let the judge try and throw max sentence at me.
See you in five years,
Don't buy from Groover....

^Stories.

Darn you, (lack of) auto-correct!

As a person who has been around a lot of kids, I'd be willing to cut him a lot of slack.
Probably justified.

See, this is what happens when you cut the pay of our educators.

lol at Pirateboy. Now that tunes in my head.

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