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June 29, 2012

GUESS THE STATE

Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Can you tell me how to get (how to get) to Sesame Street?

Elmo is really tickled now!

You need the liquor if you are going to be getting a lap dance from Miss Piggy . . .

The Star Wars hookers were less creepy than this, and I never thought I'd be able to say that.

Brian - bet you'd liquor if you like bacon

what?

Now it's time to count the rounds, with The Count!

One! (Gulp, slurp)
Two! (Glug, glug, glug)
Three! (Slorg, slobble, fall, crash)

The Count is UNDER the table. The table is OVER The Count. The Count is DOWN for the count. The cops are AT the door. (And so on and so on.)

The Count clearly cannot hold his liquor.

But I'm more worried about a drunken Oskar.

Klingon Sesame St.

" Today's number is three !

One ! ( drumroll, cymbal clash )
Two ! ( drumroll, cymbal chash )
Three...? (clown horn ) "

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