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June 21, 2012

FLATHEAD COUNTY: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

6:04 p.m. A man called in to discuss a “crime” involving an Iranian airplane that had crashed into a tunnel on top of a mountain in Marion, but refused to elaborate as the Iranians had “bugged” his phone.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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tin foil hat club.

"8:39 p.m. A 4-year-old in Kalispell called 911 because he wanted to see a firetruck."

Judy would do this to see the firmen.

That would be "firemen".

No Flukey, that would be "firm men."

Fir amen?

A man on Woodland Avenue reported that his friend’s drunken mom came over and attacked his girlfriend. His girlfriend, however, was too intoxicated to file a report.

I hate when that happens.


'A woman called in after an intoxicated man, who was lying in the middle of the Highway 83 in Bigfork, asked her for a ride. When she refused, he returned to his position in the road'.


what are you suppose to do when you find a BIGFORKer in the road....??

Coulda been worse, ligirl. Coulda been a Bigforker mother in the road. You can spot them by the Harley logos on their pashminas.


Is Dick Cheney living in Flathead County now?

...'he returned to his position in the road.'

stick a BIGFORK in 'im - he's Done!

padraig - Mother bigForker!

"a suspicious vehicle that had stopped at every home on his street"

It's the mailman, stupid....

Afkat, I thought the same thing. He probably goes way
early in the morning so he don't have to deal with the majority of folks on his route....

3:32 p.m. A complaint was made about some sort of hazardous gate laying on Nevada Street.

Whut wuz it "laying" ... eggs? Pavement? Bets?

DAVE. What is it going to take to get you to Flathead County? I can TOTALLY find something better than a waste disposal plant to name after you if it will help.

OtheU -

In wait.

Yeah, I know, should be "lying". But Mr. Language Person is sleeping.

8:45 4 year old needs firetruck to put out fire in his britches once mom gets through with him.

No Flukey, that would be "firm men."

Padraig

Or: A good man is hard to find and Visa versa!

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