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June 27, 2012

CSI: CHANDLER

A Chandler man is accused of defecating on the floor of a Walmart store Tuesday after trying to steal a beer bottle, Chandler police said.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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He was stealing just the bottle? It sounds like he's a good candidate for redemption.

The Town of Moultonborough NH used to have an ordinance prohibiting the consumption of alcoholic beverage containers in a vehicle. It was superseded by a better-written state law.

Why does it always have to be Walmart?

*sigh*

Personally, I've always felt there should be a "people of Sears" website showcasing people who wear Sears fashions.

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