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June 30, 2012

CELEBRITY GLAMOR UPDATE

Tom Cruise Comes Up With 'Bird Poo' Skin Treatment

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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So this is why Katy Holmes is divorcing him.

Among other things.

I believe Nightingale excrement opened for Miley Cyrus, or perhaps it was the Bieb.

Does Robert Pattinson use bat guano?

Hasn't helped shrink that shockingly large honker, however.

All men want to ask why we age when we don't mature?

Hail to thee, blythe spirit:
Turd thou never wert.

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