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June 10, 2012


Athens-Clarke police are trying to track down thieves who stole nearly 400,000 toothpicks from a local toothpick manufacturer.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Matt Filar)


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You know the crooks have to be hiding out in Flathead County.

They won't get far without those little weenies.

Round up all the usual caterers.

Has anybody seen Anthony Wiener lately? Sorry.

another wiener, errr, winner, Horace.

Hors d'oeuvres are falling apart all over the place.

What makes a toothpick a "pro"?
Do you have to pay it extra to go "there"?

Be on the lookout for possums disguised as hedgehogs.

Maybe they ran out of dental floss.

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