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June 10, 2012

AT LEAST WE HAVE SOME CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A man who was intoxicated and masturbating to pornography when he drove a stolen car through the crime scene tape surrounding the homicide of a teen-age boy last year will not have to register as a sex offender.

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(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Is it just me or does this guy look like a Dick Tracy villain to you too?

Add him to Obama's kill list.

'Flathead'?

Sideshow Bob?

He will, however, have to register as an esthetic offender on the new federal butt-ugly list.

"Signalness reportedly replied "You caught me red-handed."

Obviously.

Because being a weird looking perv is a right.

Blockhead.

I'm going to lay aside snarky comments and hope the guy continues with treatment.

We're missing a jobs creation opportunity: require everyone who masturbates to register as a sex offender, and we can hire millions of new probation officers, especially those with hands-on experience.

dammit Ralph,I snorked beer on my keyboard!
I just hope obama doesn't read this blog.

Did he win a gold star, or whatever that thing is pinned on him....

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