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June 05, 2012

AS RECOMMENDED BY LEADING LAW FIRMS

Stopped for Speeding, Woman Urinates on Sidewalk

Key Legal Explanation: The driver, later identified as Olvera, told the officer she could not stay in her lane because she was using her cellphone and eating a giant lollipop that, “was all over her face.”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Just don't pee on the law firm's white shoes...

Call -1-800-ASK-PEEY.

Dave, heard you this morning on the Paul & Young Ron show. I must congratulate you on yet another important milestone in your illustrious career - Ernest and Lucy being part of "You Can't Win".

I should have known that answer!

She looks like the octomom

Not that bad.

Hey, she's from Texas, that's the way they roll.

At least she had a good excuse. Case dismissed!
And I saw the resemblance to the octomom, too.

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