AS RECOMMENDED BY LEADING LAW FIRMS
Stopped for Speeding, Woman Urinates on Sidewalk
Key Legal Explanation: The driver, later identified as Olvera, told the officer she could not stay in her lane because she was using her cellphone and eating a giant lollipop that, “was all over her face.”
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Just don't pee on the law firm's white shoes...
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 05, 2012 at 08:36 AM
Call -1-800-ASK-PEEY.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 05, 2012 at 08:48 AM
Dave, heard you this morning on the Paul & Young Ron show. I must congratulate you on yet another important milestone in your illustrious career - Ernest and Lucy being part of "You Can't Win".
I should have known that answer!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 05, 2012 at 09:13 AM
She looks like the octomom
Posted by: poker | June 05, 2012 at 09:23 AM
Not that bad.
Hey, she's from Texas, that's the way they roll.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 05, 2012 at 09:35 AM
At least she had a good excuse. Case dismissed!
And I saw the resemblance to the octomom, too.
Posted by: Steve | June 05, 2012 at 09:58 AM