AND THE SO-CALLED UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS DOES NOTHING
Farmer blames heat rays for cows' deaths
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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June 14, 2012
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I wonder if Afkat knows anything about this?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 14, 2012 at 10:48 AM
I can't believe he forgot these.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 14, 2012 at 10:53 AM
After further investigation, it was determined that the cows had stolen an iPad and were viewing kilt sites.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 14, 2012 at 11:07 AM
I blame Orson Welles...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 14, 2012 at 11:25 AM
What gave the ETs away was the mooing coming from the clouds.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 14, 2012 at 11:35 AM
The truth is out there...somewhere.....
Posted by: LeDud | June 14, 2012 at 11:36 AM
There once was a farmer named Bock
Whose business sustained quite a shock.
His cows seemed to bring on
Attacks by the Klingons.
Of course, it could all be a crock.
Posted by: Ford79 | June 14, 2012 at 11:51 AM
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...
Posted by: Clankie | June 14, 2012 at 12:47 PM
~Blue Mooo~ *Zap! *Sizzle*
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 14, 2012 at 01:51 PM
WTFinterplanetaryBBQ.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 14, 2012 at 02:01 PM
I find the heat rays work best AFTER the cow is slaughtered.
Posted by: Steve | June 14, 2012 at 03:49 PM
I've watched enough Perry Mason reruns to know that when you have to subpoena an officer to testify that he DIDN'T see flying saucers over your property, your defense strategy is not as strong as you might like.
Posted by: Ol' Chumbucket | June 15, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Judi, you're gettin' pretty good at this.
Posted by: MAC | June 16, 2012 at 12:11 AM