Dave Barry's Blog

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MO.... NEVER MIND

Ginsu Knife Pitch Co-Creator, Barry Becher, Dies

(Thanks to jon harris)

WHEN THE ALIENS COME TO WIPE OUT HUMANITY, THEY WILL START WITH FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:44 p.m. A man called 911 from an Evergreen shop to report that he just had his oil changed but the “computer in his car” tells him that it had not been done.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

MIAMI:

A town that keeps its word.

Advisory: Perhaps not totally SFW.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

WE'VE ASKED OURSELVES THIS QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES

What Can We Learn From Mennonites' Pee Samples?

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

GUESS THE STATE

Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SHREWD CAREER MOVE

Shatner drops pants at L.A. airport

(Thanks to Ralph)

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Insane West Virginia Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Michigan adds talking urinal cakes to DUI fight

(Thanks to Chris Lawson, Unholy Slacker and Ralph)

We saw Talking Urinal Cakes open for Phish.