Dave Barry's Blog

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Governor General's guard falls during parade, stabs himself with bayonet

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

COSTA RICA TRAFFIC REPORT

The Mother of All Potholes.

(Thankls to WVPlantman)

This blog has ridden the roads of Costa Rica, which are basically networks of potholes loosely connected by roadway.

MODERN MANNERS

"She would have never gotten the sandwich thrown at her if she would have just been polite about the matter."

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Discarded toilet set afire in driveway

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SEND HER TO WASHINGTON

Southern Monroe resident Earlene Bryant has promised the Monroe City Council she will show up nude at the next City Council meeting.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THIS HAS BECOME ALL TOO COMMON

Truck carrying 2,000 mice stolen in Missouri by heroin addicts

(Thanks to Mark Newsom)

HUMANITY IS DOOMED

Rock, Paper, Scissors Robot Cheats, Wins Every Time

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Skip Franklin)