Dave Barry's Blog

NO WORD ON HOW MUCH THE CORPSE GOT

An airline has reimbursed a Swedish woman after she was given no choice but to sit across a corpse for much of a 10-hour flight to Kenya.

(Thanks to Jeff Brown and Chuck Cody)

IS OUR REPORTER'S LEARNING?

Flathead County Police Blotter: 9:25 p.m. A woman on Harmony Court reported that her son is been taking things from her home.

(Thanks to funny man)

AND THE RIVER CAUGHT ON FIRE?

Tractor-trailer full of Pop Tarts crashes into Susquehanna River

(Thanks to Zaphod)

AND HE DIDN'T HAVE THE CORRECT FARE

A 3-foot alligator that was wearing a collar was found on Oak Avenue near a bus stop, according to the Department of Energy and Environmental Protection.

(Thanks to Ralph K.)