Dave Barry's Blog

IT'S TIME FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF 'GUESS THE STATE'

Woman Made Cab Driver Wait While She Robbed a Store

(Thanks to queensbee)

THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER FOR EVERYONE ON YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST

Butt Acne Clearing Lotion

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who did not comment on what he was looking for when he found this page.)

UPDATE: And for the reader on your list, we have book-scented perfume.

(Thanks to Steve at Secret Location)

COURTS REPORT: YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

 A recalcitrant drunken driver must pay $68 to replace pants that a Boise Police Department officer ripped during a foot chase, but not $1,088 to fix a patrol car damaged when it hit the man's dog.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

AND IN NON-REMAINDERS NEWS

A bunch of other stuff happened.

STEPHEN KING PLAYS AN F CHORD

...and other highlights.

 

UPDATE ON THE BLOG'S ACTIVITIES

We apologize for the lack of recent postings. The Blog's been busy.

(Friday night - photo thanks to Ted "It's NOT a mullet!" Habte-Gabr)

(Saturday night)